4 weeks from today

The birds will be chirping, the sun will be blistering, the water will be bubbling, and some where in the grand scheme of things we will all be here and posting like crazy people, while the "Tribal Elders" discuss the 'wasted youth' of today's society and be blaming us for global warming, road rage, taxes, poor work ethics, the cost of bread, and the fact that cows fart.

Broken Telephone

York County Hospital, how may I direct your call?
Yes, hello, I need the resident OB/Surgeon paged.
Okay, who is your doctor?  The resident on call OB/Surgeon...


Is she expecting your call regarding this matter?
Yes, she's my OB and general practitioner. Can you please page her, or her sister...
Okay, are you one of her pregnant patients?
Umm, yes.
How far along?
I am 40 weeks along (like it's sobriety, can I get a gold chip?)
And your reason for calling?
Uhhh. yes, I'm wondering if you have any hot, single doctors who know their way around a vagina.  It is date a doctor Sunday right? Can I get a woop woop!