Ouch

The cramps are at an all time high today and I’m not sure why. Not even remotely close, so would whoever is out there overlooking the entire ovary cramp thing take 5 and chill. Come back in another week? Ah hell, why not make it 3 and just take some time for yourself. I hate to see such an important deity overworked.

Poor Manners

His humor, it isn’t my humor. When I call to speak to another, that is anyone but him; he likes to play, “they’re not here. I’m not handing over the phone. I can do whatever I want and if you don’t like it I’ll hang up. If I don’t get my own way I’ll pout and behave like a complete grouch for the next three days.” I hate calling the house when I know he’s there. If I’m calling, it’s because I’m at work. That would mean I don’t have time to fuck around on the phone, so when I ask to speak to my minor child, put said child on the fucking phone and shut the hell up asshole!

Oh, I feel better now.

Taking A Stand

In the face of injustice and cruelty he did just that. There are many reasons I can state clearly that I am in fact so very proud of my children. Today however stands out as something that goes beyond simple pride and showed me that he has a greatness within him that is going to change the world. I am in awe of my children.

Win, Loose, or Draw...

...It's all in how you document the ride.

"Have fun out there girls."
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We trumped those car jacking law breakers!

The other team were a bunch of car jackers?
They don't even have licenses's, and that one
girl; if she was even pushing 4 feet tall that
would have been a miracle; and umm; we
did in fact loose.

Hey you remember the game your way and
I'll remember it mine!

Sighs

I was wrong. I know that. Lots of times we don't know what right or wrong is, but lots of times we do, and damn... this is one. I may not have had malicious intent at the outset, but there were plenty of opportunities for me to make it right. Very few people these days take responsibility for anything any more, we bluster, we obfuscate, we misdirect, we rationalize. "Everybody does it", that's what we say. So we come to occupy a moral safe house where everyone's to blame, so no one's guilty. Well today I was flat out wrong and to compound my vast levels of wrongness I fell flat on my face. I however did not lie there, I've gotten back up and I'm getting back in the damn game come hellions or high water!

Spoiled Rotten

Treats are just for children. We dropped a few treats to three of our favorite furry kids today. They paid us the biggest compliment in the world… There was utter silence as all three gnawed away on their bones. We’ll see how long the ‘indestructible’ bones last, but in the mean time I have three very happy furry kids, and two very, very happy parents.

Spit On This

Yes be a dear and spit on this would you dear? There are so many requests that are made throughout a work day that I can scarcely remember them. That last one however, well there is this image of my spit in her belly button that is really sticking out.