It's no surprise. I've known since moving to Texas
that the sale of a 'vibe' is NOT legal while the sale
of a 'personal massager' is. Sex toys are banned,
limited in how they can be sold, or are made to be
something completely horrific while a handgun,
shotgun, or rifle are perfectly acceptable. Heck
UB is in rotc and has been bringing his targets
home to show TheDick how 'great a shot he is.' Thus
far I've managed to make sure Tea and GQ have
no interest in partaking of that fun filled activity.
Guns+children=BAD. (I don't care if they are
'only' pellets.) So it is alright to give a child a gun
while it is thought to be bad/disgusting/abnormal
for an ADULT to purchase a sex toy. What the hell is going on with this world? You'll excuse me for a while won't you? I'm going
to go read over the Constitution and find that I
don't have to listen to you because your're a
great big fucker whose head's up his ass so far
clause that reads something like, "One should
not have to abide by an ignorant law just
because the men and women in power are
a bunch of royal fuckers."
Excuse me if I mis-
quoted it, but I know it has to be something similar. Please let there be something similar!
In the meantime feel free to Cum by these stores:
Love Honey
EdenFantasys
Babeland
BDSM Toy Shop
Forbidden Fruit
ps: Don't forget the lube it's not just required
for court and political events, it's actually great
in the bedroom too. Even justices use it.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Friday, October 28, 2005
Enjoy Hallows Eve On Your Terms
Just as no does not equal maybe, and regret does not equal rape. Trick-or-treating does not mean
your child is going to be molested. While I believe that the group parties set up for children of all
ages can be a good and helpful thing for parents whom have to work, or are unable to be with their
children to do the traditional trick-or-treating walk around the neighborhood, I have become rather annoyed with the attempt to pray on peoples fears, or even lulling them into a false sense of security by using these town/political sponsored Halloween get togethers, with the cry of 'the child molesters will be out in full force'. Is there safety in numbers? Yes, that is a common fact. Just as it is a common fact that you shouldn't allow your children to trick-or -treat by themselves, or eat their candy without making sure it is safe.
What many are seeming to forget or simply ignore is the fact that child molesters are out there every day of our lives. They come from every walk of life, almost every age bracket, and social and economic background. Why should I believe that my child(ren) are safer with the 5 or so adults, and countless other children whom are strangers at the sponsored Halloween party, than they are with me walking door to door? I wouldn't put my children into a licensed daycare without doing background
checks so why would I hand them over to complete strangers for a night just because they are offering fun, free food, and games?
The news, the reports, and the victims themselves have proven that a child molester can reside within
daycares, youth groups, churches, schools, and yes the victims family as well. Stop praying on
people fears and people stop buying into it! How long are we going to cower in the corner and hide
away from the darkness because it seems safer and feels so much easier. How long is it going to
be before we say enough is enough, I will not cower in fear. I will not be a pawn, and I will not be handing you my voice! It is MY voice and I will use it. I will control my life and deal with the harsh realities as they arise and I will do it without being ashamed or made to feel fear.
I will empower my children, and make sure they always have their voice. I have already taught them about making good choices and will continue to enforce that lesson. I will also be reinforcing the knowledge that regardless as to where they are that there are bad people out there that they need to be mindful of, but that they need not cower in fear or lock themselves away to feel safe and secure. For
far too long now, this country has behaved as though it is a wounded animal reacting to everything in fear. From the big moments to the simplest of daily activities, people seem to be waiting for the other shoe to drop. Enough is enough, take back your own voices and choose to be assertive in your daily lives, stop being the lab rats in some politicians experiment.
your child is going to be molested. While I believe that the group parties set up for children of all
ages can be a good and helpful thing for parents whom have to work, or are unable to be with their
children to do the traditional trick-or-treating walk around the neighborhood, I have become rather annoyed with the attempt to pray on peoples fears, or even lulling them into a false sense of security by using these town/political sponsored Halloween get togethers, with the cry of 'the child molesters will be out in full force'. Is there safety in numbers? Yes, that is a common fact. Just as it is a common fact that you shouldn't allow your children to trick-or -treat by themselves, or eat their candy without making sure it is safe.
What many are seeming to forget or simply ignore is the fact that child molesters are out there every day of our lives. They come from every walk of life, almost every age bracket, and social and economic background. Why should I believe that my child(ren) are safer with the 5 or so adults, and countless other children whom are strangers at the sponsored Halloween party, than they are with me walking door to door? I wouldn't put my children into a licensed daycare without doing background
checks so why would I hand them over to complete strangers for a night just because they are offering fun, free food, and games?
The news, the reports, and the victims themselves have proven that a child molester can reside within
daycares, youth groups, churches, schools, and yes the victims family as well. Stop praying on
people fears and people stop buying into it! How long are we going to cower in the corner and hide
away from the darkness because it seems safer and feels so much easier. How long is it going to
be before we say enough is enough, I will not cower in fear. I will not be a pawn, and I will not be handing you my voice! It is MY voice and I will use it. I will control my life and deal with the harsh realities as they arise and I will do it without being ashamed or made to feel fear.
I will empower my children, and make sure they always have their voice. I have already taught them about making good choices and will continue to enforce that lesson. I will also be reinforcing the knowledge that regardless as to where they are that there are bad people out there that they need to be mindful of, but that they need not cower in fear or lock themselves away to feel safe and secure. For
far too long now, this country has behaved as though it is a wounded animal reacting to everything in fear. From the big moments to the simplest of daily activities, people seem to be waiting for the other shoe to drop. Enough is enough, take back your own voices and choose to be assertive in your daily lives, stop being the lab rats in some politicians experiment.
He took "My Life!" Don't you understand? I didn't work so hard on "My Life" only
to have it taken by some psychology teacher! I WANT "MY LIFE" BACK!!!
-- Cuitla, about his psychology class project.
Friday, June 8, 2001
Contemplation…
In the contemplation room.
I'm feeling contemplative today...
I am disturbed that the lady at the coffee shop my mom and dad frequent knows me by first name.... soooo very disturbed.
I wish I could stuff Gordon Campbell's head up his own arse, then he might wipe that smirk off his face, I'm so sick of watching him on the news.
How is it possible that I feel even more tired that before, now that I have NOTHING to do.
Friends want to have a fondu next week. NOthing like a big vat of boiling oil to bring people together. I'm sure my arteries are going to thank me.
Is it possible to be depressed and joyous at the same time? I really wonder.
I still remember my club 404 number years after quitting that job. I think that is the most disturbing thing ever.... EVER.... *sob*
You know your life is exciting when you have to clean hamster piss off the bathroom floor.
I'm going on the field next summer. Some one come and kick me if I don't please.... HARD...
I don't like laptops; the keys are funny and harder to type fast on.
A friend who went and lived in Japan will be home in 2 weeks and the ones that went to Australia will be back sometime after that. Especially hate all of them...
I feel like I need to find the meaning of life or something. Or maybe my head is just spinning. Yeah... that's probably it.
$6 back on the bus passes because of the strike... HOT DOG!
Hot dog, what a stupid word.
PJ's dad asked me what I wanted to be after I got out of school. I couldn't answer him. how fuckin funny is that??? It’s going to be 5 years, probably around 20,000 in debt and I don't know what I want to be. argh,
I think I am losing it. What it is I do not know. But I think I am losing it.
Gosh I am blabbering. I wish i had icq, i am soooo bored.
I should be studying, but that.....
Funny, I don't even remember what I started this post to be.
Yesterday was a new moon, did you all know that?????????
I'm feeling contemplative today...
I am disturbed that the lady at the coffee shop my mom and dad frequent knows me by first name.... soooo very disturbed.
I wish I could stuff Gordon Campbell's head up his own arse, then he might wipe that smirk off his face, I'm so sick of watching him on the news.
How is it possible that I feel even more tired that before, now that I have NOTHING to do.
Friends want to have a fondu next week. NOthing like a big vat of boiling oil to bring people together. I'm sure my arteries are going to thank me.
Is it possible to be depressed and joyous at the same time? I really wonder.
I still remember my club 404 number years after quitting that job. I think that is the most disturbing thing ever.... EVER.... *sob*
You know your life is exciting when you have to clean hamster piss off the bathroom floor.
I'm going on the field next summer. Some one come and kick me if I don't please.... HARD...
I don't like laptops; the keys are funny and harder to type fast on.
A friend who went and lived in Japan will be home in 2 weeks and the ones that went to Australia will be back sometime after that. Especially hate all of them...
I feel like I need to find the meaning of life or something. Or maybe my head is just spinning. Yeah... that's probably it.
$6 back on the bus passes because of the strike... HOT DOG!
Hot dog, what a stupid word.
PJ's dad asked me what I wanted to be after I got out of school. I couldn't answer him. how fuckin funny is that??? It’s going to be 5 years, probably around 20,000 in debt and I don't know what I want to be. argh,
I think I am losing it. What it is I do not know. But I think I am losing it.
Gosh I am blabbering. I wish i had icq, i am soooo bored.
I should be studying, but that.....
Funny, I don't even remember what I started this post to be.
Yesterday was a new moon, did you all know that?????????
Tuesday, May 8, 2001
4 weeks from today
The birds will be chirping, the sun will be blistering, the water will be bubbling, and some where in the grand scheme of things we will all be here and posting like crazy people, while the "Tribal Elders" discuss the 'wasted youth' of today's society and be blaming us for global warming, road rage, taxes, poor work ethics, the cost of bread, and the fact that cows fart.
Sunday, September 25, 1994
Broken Telephone
York County Hospital, how may I direct your call?
Yes, hello, I need the resident OB/Surgeon paged.
Okay, who is your doctor? The resident on call OB/Surgeon...
Is she expecting your call regarding this matter?
Yes, she's my OB and general practitioner. Can you please page her, or her sister...
Okay, are you one of her pregnant patients?
Umm, yes.
How far along?
I am 40 weeks along (like it's sobriety, can I get a gold chip?)
And your reason for calling?
Uhhh. yes, I'm wondering if you have any hot, single doctors who know their way around a vagina. It is date a doctor Sunday right? Can I get a woop woop!
Yes, hello, I need the resident OB/Surgeon paged.
Okay, who is your doctor? The resident on call OB/Surgeon...
Is she expecting your call regarding this matter?
Yes, she's my OB and general practitioner. Can you please page her, or her sister...
Okay, are you one of her pregnant patients?
Umm, yes.
How far along?
I am 40 weeks along (like it's sobriety, can I get a gold chip?)
And your reason for calling?
Uhhh. yes, I'm wondering if you have any hot, single doctors who know their way around a vagina. It is date a doctor Sunday right? Can I get a woop woop!
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