Less Important than You Think

Delusional, disproportionate, funny, sometimes quite sad, and  really far less important than you seem to think. I've never been impressed by a penis.  They may be different colours and sizes, and yes sometimes slight shape differences; but f you've seen one, you really have seen them all.  Yes I feel the same way about breasts too. Unless they're somehow horribly disfigured. in which case, I am sorry for your perceived pain.

This is what I've learnt, over the years. Guys are the ones who care about giant cocks.

Not women, guys.

Especially the straight ones. If I had a dollar for every picture of a penis I was sent with the askance of, "do you like it?" Oh the dog rescue site I would have! Maybe I should charge to rate penises? Too subjective perhaps. I certainly know what I like, and I know my silly prejudices attached to what I've coined as "Holy flying penises" to label the vast amount of dick pics hitting my inbox and just as rapidly hitting my trash bin.

I find sensuality, intelligence, wit, charm, kindness, and confidence sexy. The ability to hold an actual conversation; priceless. My first thought when a dick pic hits my inbox is, "so his dick is his whole world." As such he must be shallow, insecure, needy, and have mommy issues up the ass. Who has time for that? This might be an unfair amount of judgement, I however will stand by it. Experience is a fantastic teacher.

I understand porn's fascination with giant members because it's a visual medium and, let's face it, a dumb one. Giant cock is the quickest shorthand for virility. Big muscles = big strength, so why shouldn't big penis = tremendous power to satisfy? Men primarily, with the exception of some...loose women. Tend to be the ones who think a penis needs to be big to be satisfying. As stated, there are a few size queens out there, but as a rule women are way less picky about size as long as the owner of said penis learns to use it correctly. That's actually the heart of the problem - men assume that more penis automatically means more satisfaction, when in fact it has very little to do with it. I've known more than one woman who's been initially delighted to discover that she's with a larger man, only to realize to her disappointment that he thinks that all he has to do is be large.

I think the reason straight guys like enormous penises, apart from the whole bigger = better, more powerful and more potent thing, is that it's an easy answer the unanswerable question: what do women want? The real answer is too hard. Women want you to be independent but emotionally available. They want you to be attached but not smothering. They want time and attention, and also some time alone. They want you to grow and change with them. They want you to be all kinds of things, and it's going to be a different list for every woman, and that list is always subject to change without notice. For some men, and many of our regular porn addicts, I think, fall into this category, the answer is that women want you to change that glaring personality flaw and learn to talk to them like a human being. Maybe they want you to take a damned shower.

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