My eyebrows are jacked, my abs are not. Might need to work on that. In other new's I now know how many overly excited dogs can fit on my lap while having a rousing game of chewy face and attempting to drink coffee. I am also keenly aware of how much coffee my bra can hold. It's more than one would think. Absorbent little fucker it is.
Tomorrow I would ever so much like to shower, drink a full cup of still hot coffee, and actually have sex. Maybe all at the same time...or not.
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