When your lover after much silent thought turns to you and asks, "what excites you?" The response they are looking for is not..."I don't know."
The simple, possibly honest, albeit foolish answer is sure to be quickly drown out by the sounds of metal crunching and brakes screeching inside of your lovers brain. You have just given the equivalent and silent answer of, "well it isn't you." Should this question follow your last few hours of looking at images of women in various states of undress, none of which bare the slightest resemblance to your lover...Well you've really put your foot in it this time.
Head for the hills my friend. This is not going to end well.
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