SCOTS

I am henceforth hitherto and forthwith officially creating the first ever "Society for the Conservation of Turn Signals (SCOTS)". We will actively work to celebrate those fine citizens that do their little part to conserve energy and protect the Earth from the unnecessary waste created through the careless use of turn signals. Additionally, these American heroes keep life interesting for the rest of us by adding that extra spice of turning off suddenly, or even better, across your path with no warning, as one would naturally receive if they used something as foolish as a turn signal.

We are not accepting your nominations for the official SCOTS "Illumination Conservation Asshat of the Week"! Next week's hero will be announced later as this week's hero award has already gone to the black and gold Dodge 3500 truck westbound on HWY 401. (You know who you are....)

Stay tuned!

This collective is the brain child of EL. Thank you for never failing o make me laugh.